December 2011
228 posts
Asking for their blood type as a conversation starter. Awkward silence ensues. What is wrong with me? Forever socially awkward.
Anonymous asked: I think its only fair that I tell you your tumblr is one of the best parts of my day. Thank you thank you thank you. We're not quite there yet in Nuuk but HAPPY NEW YEAR! ~ David O.
Anonymous asked: where have u been this year emotionally/physically?xx
atomiclanterns:
There are people who make my soul ache.
Here I am leaving you clues. I am singing now while Rome burns. We are all just...
– Richard Siken
413. VEGETARIANS THAT ACT LIKE THEY'RE HOT FUCKING...
dearworldwtf:
I mean really. Do you want a certificate or something?
Edit: I’m pointing the finger at veggies who are veggie to look hip. Not veggies who are veggie because they don’t like meat, care about animals, are healthy, etc.
cosmo sex tip #666
rappinpicard:
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
It works you guize, I’m sirius.
Anonymous asked: any resolutions 4 the coming year??
My mums advice on boys:
Mum: YOLO.
Me: What?
Mum: You only live once.
My mother is better informed on internet slang than I am.
This is beautiful.
I prefer winter and fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape –...
– Andrew Wyeth
Oh, darling, you will be good to me, won’t you? Because we’re going to have a...
– Ernest Hemingway (A Farewell to Arms)
Found a batch of forgotten love letters inside a library book. Why is life so perfect today and why are you such a bitch Alara? Men who write love letters without quoting other men are perfect (unless the man in question wore spandex tights) so yes why are you such a bitch, Alara? I’ll go back to listening to internet radio now.
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Anonymous asked: who do u love the msot and why?
So many amazing people I will never be friends...
stupidhead:
a great new birth control called my face
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I wonder what we're doing here, so very far from...